Sunday, April 6, 2008

Taking Christ out of Christianity

There aren't many things these days that leave me utterly speechless.

But this item did:
That triumphal barnburner of an Easter hymn, "Jesus Christ Has Risen Today – Hallelujah," this morning will rock the walls of Toronto's West Hill United Church as it will in most Christian churches across the country.

But at West Hill on the faith's holiest day, it will be done with a huge difference. The words "Jesus Christ" will be excised from what the congregation sings and replaced with "Glorious hope."

Thus, it will be hope that is declared to be resurrected – an expression of renewal of optimism and the human spirit – but not Jesus, contrary to Christianity's central tenet about the return to life on Easter morning of the crucified divine son of God.

Generally speaking, no divine anybody makes an appearance in West Hill's Sunday service liturgy.

There is no authoritative Big-Godism, as Rev. Gretta Vosper, West Hill's minister for the past 10 years, puts it. No petitionary prayers ("Dear God, step into the world and do good things about global warming and the poor"). No miracles-performing magic Jesus given birth by a virgin and coming back to life. No references to salvation, Christianity's teaching of the final victory over death through belief in Jesus's death as an atonement for sin and the omnipotent love of God. For that matter, no omnipotent God, or god.

Ms. Vosper has written a book, published this week – With or Without God: Why the Way We Live is More Important than What We Believe – in which she argues that the Christian church, in the form in which it exists today, has outlived its viability and either it sheds its no-longer credible myths, doctrines and dogmas, or it's toast.

She is considered one of the bright, if unconventional, minds within the United Church, Canada's largest Protestant Christian denomination. She holds a master of divinity degree from Queen's University and was ordained in 1992. She founded and chairs the Toronto-based Canadian Centre for Progressive Christianity.

Other Christian clergy and theologians have talked about the need to dramatically reform the doctrines of a faith that, with the exception of its vibrancy in the United States, has lost huge numbers of adherents throughout the Western world it once dominated as Christendom. In Canada, where 75 per cent of the population self-identifies as Christian, only about 16 per cent attend weekly services.

Addressing those statistics, what Ms. Vosper proposes is not so much reform as a scorched-earth approach.

A number of leading theologians in Britain – where the decline in adherents is more dramatic than in Canada – are on the same path, people like Richard Holloway, former bishop of Edinburgh and primate of the Scottish Episcopal (Anglican) Church, who has likened the Christian church to a self-service cafeteria stacked with messy trays of leftover food urgently in need of being thrown out.
There's more at the link, if you're curious.

Me, I'm still speechless.

Wikipedia is taking over Manhattan this Friday ... [New York]

Wikipedia is taking over Manhattan this Friday with a photo scavenger hunt. Sponsored by Free Culture @ NYU and Free Culture @ Columbia, the hunt will ask participants to take the best photos they can of various sites; the photos will then be judged, and the best will be uploaded to the Wikipedia Commons and used to supplement Wikipedia articles about NYC. The team that comes in 1st will win an iPod shuffle for each member, while 2nd- and 3rd-place teams will win copies of "Wikipedia, The Missing Manual." [via]


The Moses Code

From PZ I learned about a new movie called The Moses Code – apparently it is the next stage after What The Bleep Do We Know and The Secret. I know, I know, you didn't realize we needed a next step after those two wonderful pieces of science and inspiration drek. Didn't they already cover everything we need to know about life the universe and everything? I guess not, because the Moses Code book is billed "The Most Powerful Manifestation Tool in the History of the World". Note: in the history of the whole world! Wow! And they left this out of The Secret? No fair!

The list of featured speakers include some names I recognized, although not in a good way:

Dr. Michael Beckwith

Founder and Director Agape Spiritual Center, Minister, Speaker

One of the dopes featured in The Secret – although there he was billed as a (and I quote) "Visionary". So no false modesty there. Although I did wonder about him being billed here as "Speaker". What kind of title is that? Aren't they all "speakers" by definition?

James Van Praagh

Medium, Author, Executive Producer "Ghost Whisperer"

Actually, fraud, and really piss-poor and obvious cold reader. Also total moron.

They've got James Van Praagh in this movie and they think this is a good thing.

Gregg Braden

Best-selling Author, Scientist

Haaaaaaa hahaha – "Scientist"? No, pseudoscientist and manipulator of the truth extraordinaire. Maker-up of bullshit while pretending it's science. A real clown. Although I agree his books do seem to sell well to the credulous.

Dr. Joe Dispenza

Neurological Doctor, Author

Actually a chiropractor. I guess "Neurological Doctor" sounds better than "pseudoscientific back-cracker". He appeared in "What The Bleep" where he pretended he literally creates his day with his mind.  I guess if he does that it's only a small additional step to pretend he's a doctor.

Yeah, this film promises to be a real gem.

Expelled from Expelled

Read PZ's description about how he was not allowed in to see the new dumb creationist film "Expelled" – the one about how poor old Intelligent Design is being discriminated against in favor of Evolution because it (ID, not evolution), has not passed scientific muster. They wouldn't let in PZ but did let in Richard Dawkins.  What morons.

Also read this account from a pro-ID person who supposedly witnessed the whole thing. Apparently he thinks that "anyone walking away from this film will be convinced that the merits of Intelligent Design should be on the same level playing field as Evolutionary Theory". The comments to that post so far are critical (to be polite) of this guy, his account and his view of the film. Worth a read if only to marvel at the IDists' stupidity.

NYC Art Fairs: Free Hot Dogs, Unplugged Performance, Water Taxi Rides [New York]

This weekend NYC will be crawling with art connoisseurs and industry alums. With nearly a dozen different art fairs and ten times as many noteworthy public and private events taking place all over Brooklyn an Manhattan, there are plenty of places to get your fill of art in all its forms. Whether your taste is post-minimalist or pop, or if you'd really rather just party, we list the best places to do so after the jump. (photo)


Asparagus Tips

A woman in England claims to be an Asparamancer – she tells fortunes using asparagus:

Ms Packington, from Worcester, throws the asparagus spears onto the floor and makes her predictions based on how they land.

She says she stumbled across her asparagus-predicting skills a few years ago by chance, after some stalks fell on the floor and she made a prediction which came true.

As good a method as any other I suppose. Which is to say, totally useless. Half-assed, you might say. As useless as an Astrologer. I doubt it's the dawning of the age of asparagus. Er, that's all I got.

Packington shouldn't be confused with Sylvester Stallone's mother, Jackie – she tells your fortune by looking at your ass.  Completely different thing.

 

I predict your pee will smell funny.

Bringing Royalty to the Marquis [New York]

More than 1,200 transvestites will gather in Times Square this weekend for the "Night of 1,000 Gowns." Held at the Marriott Marquis, the 22nd-annual event includes a Charity Coronation Ball and Silent Auction to benefit ACRIA (AIDS Community Research Initiative of America) and Bailey House. Honorary chairs include Mikhail Baryshnikov, Tim Gunn, Michael Kors, Bob Mackie and Cynthia Nixon. Attendees are slated to include Michael Salem and Veronica Vera, owner of Mistress Vera's School for Boys Who Want to Be Girls. [via]


Kim Jong-Il isn't the only international ... [Hotels]

Kim Jong-Il isn't the only international icon looking to break into the hotel industry. Virgin Group CEO Richard Branson has announced his own plans to move from airlines to hotels, starting with a skyscraper hotel in Manchester. This Virgin City Hotel, which Branson hopes will be the first of a chain of luxury hotels, would be on Aytoun Street in Piccadilly. Branson isn't a total stranger to the hotel industry: his Virgin Limited Edition's hotel projects include a ski lodge in Verbier, Switzerland, as well as Necker Island. [Hotel Chatter]